Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”
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Me: ok, its time to shower
Me: ughhhh i cant do it
Me: why cant they invent a little machine that washes your body for you
Me: thats silly shut up
Me: im too lazy..
Me: better shower now
Me: *in shower*
Me: who ever invented showering is a genius, i never want to leave this sweet heaven made of rainbows and unicorns, just omg i love you shower
